Who's that knockin' at my door?
Who's that nippin' at my nose?
What's that thrillin' in the air tonight?
Oh, it's Christmas - ooh, hoo, hoo
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It's Christmas Time
(by Tommy K.)
Awwwwww
Aww yeah
Girl tonight we’re gonna give gifts. You know how I know? Because all the little chocolates in my advent calendar are gone. I ate them all by the 12th but my calendar says that it’s the 25th so that’s how I really know its time to give gifts. The 31st is the time that we go to your friend’s house and drink champagne, and that’s when your face turns purple and you start dancing like a chicken. I like it when you do that just only when we are home alone because it can be kind of embarrassing in public. Ummmm But today, conditions are perfect for giving gifts. The tree that we stole from the neighbors still has all of their decorations on it. And you have that little reindeer sweater on Awww yea, its Christmas time.
Its Christmas
Its Christmas time
I know what your trying to say, your trying to say its time for giving its Christmas time ooo
Its Christmas
Its Christmas time.
yeah, yeah
Next thing you know we get out the video camera. You know how we like to document the giving of gifts. That’s all part of it – saving our memories so we can watch all of the happy times when we are old and angry and bitter.
Next thing you know we are looking at each other with wild anticipation on what is about to happen. You are smiling, and I am smiling watching you smile, and all of this is on video for great memories in the future. “GREAT MEMORIES FOR THE FUTURE”
I get up from the couch still holding the camera and trip over the little snowman that we set up in the living room. It’s a good thing I am wearing my sexy Christmas robe and I turn it into a yuletide dance. You know what time it is when I wear my sexy Christmas robe. Its Christmas time.
It’s Christmas.
Its Christmas time.
You know when I’m my sexy Christmas robe its time for Christmas that’s why they call it the giving robe. EWWWWW.
Its Christmas
Its Christmas time.
Ohhhh ewew ew oh yea, yea.
Wrapping two
Wraping two gifts
Wrapping two gifts for
Wrapping two gifts for you.
When its with me you only need two gifts girl, cause they are so special. Two gifts from Tommy is better than one gift from Tommy. You turn to me and say something thankful like, “Is that it?” I know what you’re trying to say girl. You are trying to say, “ Aww yeah, that’s it.” Then you tell me you want some more. Well I’m not surprised. But I am really cheap. Ewwwwww
Its Christmas
Its Christmas time.
Giving hours are over. Baby.
Its Christmas.
Its Christmas time
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Christ Christ Baby
(a parody by The Chicks)
Alright stop
Immaculate conception
God is back with a family addition
The North star was shinin' so brightly
Wise men followed it daily and nightly
Where will they go, yo?
They don't know
Jesus will lead them to his door
To the extreme she gave birth in a stable
'Cuz no innkeepers were willing and able
Dang!
Donkey's filling the room
Mary's just chillin' with a baby - no groom
Holy!
He was raised as a jew
Died on the cross so he could save me and you
Santa and presents just get in the way
You better wish Jesus a happy birthday
Listen to the prophets, yo they called it
Eternal damnation, God straight solved it!
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I'm In Luv With Santa's Helper
(parody by Kenny K.)
Damn
I was cruising Lakewood maaaaall
Shoppin for my moms when i seen this girrrrrl
In fake snowww
She’s was helping santa with his dealings
Tying bowwws
Yeah giving kids some good feelings
Yea yea yea
Got great candy cane leggings
Yea yea yea
I need to get her on that sled and do that ride thang (ride thang)
Cause I’m in Luv w/ Santa’s Helper
Im shopping and watching I’m watching
She from the north pole and
Im in luv with santa’s helper
She’s sayin’ no way she delayin’
I’m not done pervin girl I’m staying
Im in luv with santa’s helper
She’s every kids dream
Santa gift to earth
She wrap them presents tight That’s
how u know an elf’s worth
See I love all the seasons
Because they sho me luv
But Christmas you can kick it with elves in santa’s club
See this years different
I found this elf who’s fly
The way she jingles those bells got me mesmerized
Special K don’t ever trip
Can’t wait to hit…
the north pole so I can watch her strip
Cause I’m in Luv w/ Santa’s Helper
Im shopping and watching I’m watching
She from the north pole’n
Im in luv with santa’s helper
She’s sayin’ no way she delayin’
I’m not done pervin girl I’m staying
Im in luv with santa’s helper
On the 24th I return to the maaaaaall
Hopin’ to see her but she and santa have gooooone
On his sled
Now I’ll never know how those pointy ears
Will feel on my head
We could’ve made elves that looked like mini me
But we will never wed
You instead turned your back u chose to diss me
Now I feel dead
I’ll wait another year in hopes its the right thang (right thang)
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Gimme More
(a parody by Jamie B.)
He sees you
And every good and bad thing you do
Ha ha ha ha ha
After Thanksgiving is the countdown
I wonder what Santa will bring you
You hope it’s a good present
You better start being good (and soon)
Santa can go from town to town
without stopping, without stopping
All of the kids will bring cookies for him,
and they’ll be watchin, be watchin
And all the greedy’s sayin
Gimme gimme (more) gimmee (more)
gimme gimme (more) x4
Everyone loves Christmas
A chance to sit on Santa’s lap (ah yeah)
There will be lots of decorating
Wrappings ripped off like crazy
Fruitcake made in the 80’s
Santa can go from town to town
without stopping, without stopping
All of the kids will bring cookies for him,
and they’ll be watchin, be watchin
And all that Santa hears
Gimme gimme (more) gimmee (more)
gimme gimme (more) x4
I just hope that I have been good enough
Santa is that you at my door?
Gimme gimme (more) gimmee (more)
gimme gimme (more) x8
Santa, you about to show us what’s in that bag?
You know we are tired of guessing
Come over here and show us
We’re gonna rip it out of your jolly, fat hands
Gimme gimme (more) gimmee (more)
gimme gimme (more) x4
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Betta 2-Getha
(an original song by Jyro & Carla L.)
You could be living in a different time and place
like ancient Egypt or the dawn of time
You'd be on earth and I'd be in outer space
like planet venus or a NASA satellite
You'd be applause and I'd be a compliment
You'd be the meal and I'd be a condiment
You'd be a movie and I'd be an after-school special
special, special
And it's something so surprising
Making me (us) feel so fine
Now the temperature is rising
Cause I've got you here (near) at Christmas time
Better
Better 2-Gether
We are Better (yes we are)
Better 2-Gether (yes we are yes we are)
You could be standing on a different continent
like Russia, Australia, Malaysia I'd never see ya
You'd be the sky and I would be rock sediment
or underwater 2 miles down where you can't find otter
You'd be the gate while I would be the chain-link fence
You'd be a palace and I'd be an apartment
You'd be the landlord when I could not pay the rent
at least I'd see you, but only once a month
We could've been many worlds apart
We could've had nothing in common
And I would've never reached your heart
We're Better Together
We could've been under different skies
And everything would feel out of place
But baby the stars are out tonight
We're Perfect Together
I'll keep you close to me
I know you know we're meant to be
I wanna be with you constantly
On my mind day and night most definitely - ye-yuh
You can't fight destiny
"My density", you are the best of me - and I
Wanna be a part of your recipe
The spice of life
Your love is the key - come on!
[Your love is the key - uh-huh
And all the people say
Yeah all the people say
And all the beautiful people say]
da da da da da da-da . . .!
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Secret Santa
(a parody by Tyler C. & Dan B.)
He's coming to your town
He's coming late at night
He's coming to your house
if you've acted alright
He's got the sleigh bells hung
And his red suit on tight
but there's a Secret Santa he hides
He flies around the world
bringing happiness and cheer
but when the night is through
it will be sleeping pills and beer
And it's the same every year
combing his hair all nice
but there's a Secret Santa inside
He's gone a million times
across the seas
with a sleigh full of toys and presents
and a heart full of grief
So when you sit down on his lap
and he asks you what you want
you may begin to suspect
Santa's a bit of a drunk
See, when he goes back home
to all that ice and snow
There lives a Secret Santa
Nobody cares to know
So he'll look you in the eyes
Hand you a candy cane,
And send you on your way
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A Message To The Children
(an original song by Matt K.)
When I was just a young boy
not too far from your age
I couldn’t wait for Santa,
I’d wait for days and days
One Christmas Eve I woke
but could not fall back to my sleep
So I walked out to the kitchen
to get myself a drink
And as I wondered back
I took a tiny peek
Into the living room
that lied just beyond the sink
And much to my surprise,
I looked into his eyes
And at that moment looking back,
I seemed to realize
There’s no such thing as Santa
That man was just my dad
who looked at me so very sad
There’s no such thing as Santa
Your parents lie to get you to be nice
Your mommy eats those cookies
that you leave out on a plate
Your daddy drinks the milk
and leaves a note that says, “Hey thanks!”
Those deer steps that you thought you heard
were just a pair of rocks
The candy canes laid out for you
were taken from a box
I feel it is my duty
to tell you all the truth
I’d hate for all you kids to live
the worst lie of my youth
I know it may be painful,
may even make you cry
But with some time you’ll thank me,
when you look back you’ll know why
Because there’s no such thing as Santa
There’s no red sack or cherry nose
no flying reindeer, ho ho ho’s
There’s no such thing as Santa
Your parents lie to get you to be nice
The toys you so naively thought
were made by hands of elves
Were merely stocked and sold
to moms and dads from metal shelves
That letter posted for the North Pole
never had a chance
Your mom was patronizing
when she took that real hard glance
And do you even have a chimney
through which he could slide
And if so do you really think
such a fat man could fit inside?
Let’s be honest children, that’s absurd,
I can’t believe you’ve never heard…
There’s no such thing as Santa
That man was just my dad
who looked at me so very sad
There’s no such thing as Santa
Your parents lie to get you to be nice
Your parents lie to get you to
Your parents lie to get you to
Your parents lie to get you to
get you to be nice
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Looks Like It's Christmas Again
(an original song by Andy M.)
Looks like it's Christmas Again (4x)
The Christmas lights are aglow
It makes me feel good just to know
Come this time of year
That we'll all be here
The weather's cold outside
The moon shines clear with the stars tonight
Enjoy the music and friends
Together again
Oh, oh (2x)
Looks like it's Christmas again (2x)
So good to be with you here my friends
Looks like it's Christmas again
So then the evening begins
Remember good times from way back when
Voices echo through the night
The feeling is right
The weather's cold outside
The moon shines clear with the stars tonight
Enjoy the music and friends
Together again
Oh, oh (2x)
Looks like it's Christmas again (2x)
So good to be with you here my friends
Looks like it's Christmas again
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